What we have concluded in Tuscany is that saline is very useful and can be a life-saving device. For instance, when falling face first, they can be used as a buoy device and prevent your chin/face from hitting the floor. While the boobs will not save the wine glass you're carrying, the face is most important; as if you look good, the bartender will allow you to order another. Unfortunately, the boobs are not meant to save elbows.
This is our lesson for the week.
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"Hooray Boobs!" D-
I knew there was a reason she got those!
Works better than bubble wrap:)
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